Stuck in a world full of nonsense? This hoodie gets it. Soft, cozy, and sarcastic to perfection, it lets everyone know you’re surviving chaos with style. Throw it on, stay warm, and let the hoodie speak the truth so you don’t have to. It settles into your shoulders, keeps hands warm in the kangaroo pouch, and wears like something you grabbed for a low-key day of errands, late-night study sessions, or slow coffee shop mornings. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a neat finish, while the medium-heavy cotton/poly blend keeps the print crisp and the shape intact wash after wash. This is an everyday layer for people who appreciate quiet sarcasm and a bit of wearable catharsis.
Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and store small items
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for adjustable coverage
- Classic fit with tear-away neck label for comfortable, scratch-free wear
- Print methods: DTG front design with DTF inner neck label; optional embroidery or DTF sleeve/wrist prints available
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
